ERIC

This is ERIC


We met many years ago around like 1st or second grade. I wasn't his friend but I was there the day that he contracted the Diabetes STD.

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I know what you were thinking...

He's probably the koolest guy I've ever met

He's the only one that understands ALL the deep complex thoughts that run through my head, and in fact, most of them run through his head at the exact same time. It all started with ENDERS GAME and the philosophization grew and grew.

We had a very deep conversation one night underneath a streetlight by his house and it made us really think about our lives a lot. It made us better people even though we suck at making changes.

We spent the summer after 8th grade partying hardy and pondering the mysteries of the universe. It was the best summer of my life.

Sometimes I think we sort of annoy each other by talking because we already know what is going throught the other's mind and it is usually pointless to put it into words, because sometimes words just screw things up.

Words are best saved for the hilarity that we share in our 4 year long inside jokes. It's more like inside life-stories because you would have to hang around with us for a couple years to understand what the heck we're talking about.

We feed Eric special food because he thinks that pizza and spaghetti will make him die for some reason. He even throws up and puts on a big show to put his point across. It's silly, I know, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to be different.

Music is a second language for us.

Our main hobby is listening to music and digesting it and then regurgitating (I have no idea how to spell that word) it for others to listen and understand, but few really do.

My favorite are the nights we stay out all night and party and do stupid things.

Eric almost saved my life when I almost got eaten by a dog that almost didn't stop chasing us when I realized that the last option was to turn and face the dog like the terrified 17 year old that I was (am).

Our life is a party and I think it's really just begun.